cashtier:

when there are people who consider you their friend
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when there are people consider you their best friend
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when there are people who consider you their family
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(via paycheck-pisces)

kinkysenpai:

I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT

(via bonejail)

murderer stabbing me:
it's KNIFE to meet you!
me:
haha dude you're killing me

theletterwsarseflap:

teraboot:

swoosh

he has slammed, he is now welcome to the jam

(Source: rvsa, via topazius)

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video


how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

(via cracked-dot-com-official)

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

(via armindidnothingwrong)